Is it wrong that i need this at my wedding?
I’m going to express all my emotions this way from now on.
Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.
oh my gosh the last panel actually made me tear up
I can’t tell you how accurate this is
This is a really good depiction of social anxiety because it focuses on inner states rather then outward actions. As someone very good at concealing his anxiety, I appreciate it.
She started to talk to him about his interests and her kidnapper began to view her as a person he could trust. Eventually, he declared that he was in love with her. After 10 days of captivity, he allowed Elizabeth to borrow his cell phone to play games on it. Naturally, when he left, she used it to call her mother.
This is actually a smart thing to do. If you are ever kidnapped, you should try to humanize yourself & get close to your captors. Do not challenge them, rather try to show them that you are worthy of their respect. If you speak the same language, try to talk with them and exchange information. Learn about them and let them learn about you. Try to relate to them. Family could be a safe topic depending on the situation. If they see you as a person, your quality of life as a captive and your probability of survival go way up. This creates the reverse-Stockholm Syndrome on them in which they can express empathy and sympathy and have positive feelings towards you. Now you might have the opportunity to escape like the girl above did!
Tumblr User coalgirls Found Nearly Dead After “jacking it to hentai” for a Day Straight
The tumblr community almost lost a loved one today as tumblr user coalgirls was rused to a nearby hospital after masturbating to japanese cartoon girls for 23 hours straight.
The fiasco started yesterday when he made a post saying “bout to jack it to hentai fora s long as I can…wish me luck bros…”. At first, his fellow followers and mutuals cheered him on. After a few hours, they started to worry about his well-being, and messaging him on tumblr and skype to make sure he was okay. After he did not respond to anyone, some people started to panic and make posts wishing for him to be okay.
He was saved after he made the post “someone help me.. kant stop jackin..”, as someone nearby called 911 to save him. The witness, who wishes to remain anonymous says, “Alex is one of my favorite bloggers. He is probably the only person I know that has one hand on his computer making gifs and the other jacking it while sleeping. His posts are like no other. I’m glad I was able to save him before he died jacking it. He’s lucky that I saw it though, as he deleted it like 10 seconds after I saw it.”
For now, Alex is okay, as his only injuries is a really sore hand and severe exhaustion. He expects to be making gifs by tomorrow, so do not worry that much.
rottingcat i legit thought this was you for a moment holy shit